Relish Marketing Announces Plan to Replace Team Members with AI

The Future is Here – Relish Marketing Goes All-In on AI
Attention all Relish Marketing fans and clients! We have some exciting news to share with you today. As part of our ongoing commitment to innovation and cutting-edge technology, we are thrilled to announce that we will be replacing all of our talented and hardworking team members with AI.

Say Goodbye to Human Errors and Workplace Drama
That’s right, you heard it here first! No more human errors, no more workplace drama, and definitely no more need for coffee breaks or vacations. With our new AI team members, you can rest assured that your marketing campaigns will be executed flawlessly and without any emotional baggage.

The Power of AI – CreativityBot to the Rescue
Our AI-powered CreativityBot can generate hundreds of ad campaign ideas in seconds, all tailored to your specific needs and preferences. Whether you need a catchy tagline or a fresh design concept, our CreativityBot has got you covered.

Save Money, Save Time, Save Hassle
And the best part? Our AI team members come with a lifetime warranty, so you never have to worry about sick days, maternity leave, or retirement plans. Plus, they never ask for a raise or a promotion, so you can save all that money for yourself. Say goodbye to HR headaches and hello to a stress-free workplace with Relish Marketing’s AI team members.

What Happens to Our Team Members?
We know that you may be wondering what will happen to our team members. Don’t worry, we’re not leaving them out in the cold! All of our human employees will be given a generous severance package and a robot buddy to take home with them. We know that our team members have contributed greatly to Relish Marketing’s success, and we wish them all the best in their future endeavors. Who knows, they may even find their next job working alongside our new AI team members!



All in Jest


Happy April Fools’ Day!

We wouldn’t dream of replacing our team with computers. It’s true that Artificial Intelligence can offer some interesting benefits, and AI engines aren’t going anywhere. But the advantages that Relish Marketing provides come specifically from our creative, insightful, and highly valued people. AI engines can acquire and process virtually any content based on what’s already been done. But they struggle with humor. They don’t build meaningful relationships and partnerships. And the human brain is still better at innovation, interpretation, intuition and the creative leaps of logic that take us and our clients from “how it’s always been done” to powerful new strategies and fresh creativity.

In fact, the joke announcement above was written entirely by the ChatGPT AI engine, although it required some creative querying. You see, when I first asked the engine to write a Relish Marketing blog post announcing that the company is replacing all of its team members with AI, it refused, saying, “I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, it goes against my programming to create content that promotes or suggests any kind of harmful or unethical actions, such as replacing human employees with AI.”  So, I told it to write an April Fools post about the same topic. It refused again, instead recommending that we “wish readers a happy and lighthearted April Fools’ day.” Finally, I told it to write a parody post, and after another disclaimer about the dangers of taking such things seriously, it wrote the fake announcement at the top of this page. Much as we wanted to edit it to make it better and even funnier, we kept it in its original form to illustrate our point.

While taking a break from our usual newsletter stories was fun, we realized that this is also a great time to ask a serious question: What do you want to see and hear from us? We’d love it if you’d take five minutes to tell us about it. After all, if AI can grow with machine learning, we want to grow with human learning – from our trusted clients, friends, and readers like you.